Apologies for resurrecting this thread but I was reading some of the transcripts from the RC press conferences and the Euros are quite hilarious.
There's this exchange:
Q. Ian, if there was a World Ranking system solely for match play, where would you rank yourself?
IAN POULTER: Zero.
SERGIO GARCIA: It's better than one.
IAN POULTER: Of course I'd be pretty good, but there's not, so‑‑
RORY McILROY: Really? (Laughing).
Then there's Colsaerts classic line that "you go with what's in your pants."
Despite DLIII's best efforts, the Euros have more fun than we do. I love that they assemble an army of vice captains (Clarke, Jimenez, etc.) whose purpose seems to be mostly comic relief. (One of Faldo's biggest blunders in 2008 was to fail to bring in a suitable complement of blokes as vice captains).