Here's a rant about "outing" golf.
I belong to a non-real-estate club (the Tour of Greater Boston). We play about 50 events per year, a few at private courses. On Monday, we played Andover CC in Andover, MA. It was the epitome of what I call "outing" golf:
-- Cart paths only, because we're an "outing." Members can drive on the fairways all we want, but outings must stay on the paths. Naturally, this slows everything down.
-- Everyone in our tournament was to play from the white tees, which on the card are 6319 yards. Based on past experience, our organizers asked the club repeatedly to make sure that the tees were actually set at 6300 to 6400 yards. The club said no problem. When we arrived, almost all of the white tees were set in the gold/red teeing boxes, making the course play about 5700 to 5800 yards.
-- Outings are usually held on Mondays, which is also the traditional day for maintenance. The club saw no problem in doing both. Maintenance crews swarmed the course throughout the round, often working directly in our line of play. On one hole, two of them (and their tractors) worked on the red tee area 75 yards in front of us. When we signaled them to move aside for us to hit, they signaled us to play right over them. Nobody got hurt, but it didn't make for ideal playing conditions.
-- The standard outing contract at Andover specifies that a scramble is the only tournament format allowed! We managed to get an exception on this one.
I understand that many outings at such clubs are attended by people who don't really play golf, and aren't familiar with etiquette and fast play practices. But our group is an experienced club, and we still can't get a decent outing.
And I'm sure that not every private club that hosts outings is this bad. I just haven't yet played at one.