Perhaps the game I play is too tough for most golfers, but that doesn't excuse the governing bodies constant giving in to the whiners who want the game to be fair (only regarding bad breaks.)
Oh, I don't know about that. Today I played 18 holes without touching the ball, on a golf course that is being maintained in a manner would mortify most of participants here.
The only real "adventure" came when my ball was up against an OB fence on behind a green, and it took me five attempts with an upside-down lob wedge to get it far enough away from the fence to proceed. Obviously, if I'd been playing match play I would have simply picked up. I could have under the GHIN rules too, but I wanted to see if I could extricate it.
I quit playing the ball up about 40 years ago, but since reading your comments in this thread I have been thinking about your approach. On thing I think people overlook is how seldom you get in a situation where the only option is to put your hands on the ball.
I play about five times a week, and I doubt that I see such one more often than a couple of times a month. There are more times when I COULD touch the ball, but not ones where I need to. And those few situations can easily be handled in match play.
K