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Marty Bonnar

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I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« on: June 28, 2012, 05:17:05 PM »
Okay, I need to come clean. I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Joe Bausch

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 05:32:43 PM »
I am Tiger Woods.
@jwbausch (for new photo albums)
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Marty Bonnar

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 05:48:40 PM »
Think about it.

Some random fat Scotsman.

Triple barreled name.

Melvyn - Martin. Melvyn I stole from great UK broadcaster Melvyn BRAGG.

Morrow - Bonnar. Morrow - TOMORROW - Future/Past

Delusional relationship to one of the Collosi of Golf.

Jokey fun about Carts v traditional golf.

You boys took me way too seriously...

F/M.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Tim Bert

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 05:49:21 PM »
I am Bill Seitz

Marty Bonnar

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 05:53:22 PM »
Whoops, missed 'Hunter'

THE LINKS

MY Favourite archie book, of course...

what fun I've had. Hope you enjoyed it too.

F/M.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Michael Dugger

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 06:11:35 PM »
If only, FBD, you were to split your intellect and wit with MHM, we'd have two whole people.

This is indeed all your fault, so selfish with your gifts... :P
What does it matter if the poor player can putt all the way from tee to green, provided that he has to zigzag so frequently that he takes six or seven putts to reach it?     --Alistair Mackenzie--

Bill_McBride

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 06:16:41 PM »
If only, FBD, you were to split your intellect and wit with MHM, we'd have two whole people.

This is indeed all your fault, so selfish with your gifts... :P

If only MHM had a sense of humor. 

Mike Benham

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 06:30:34 PM »



Melvyn, I know Martin Bonnar, Martin Bonnar is a friend of mine.  Melvyn, you're no Martin Bonnar.
"... and I liked the guy ..."

SL_Solow

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 07:15:44 PM »
I really expected "I am Spartacus".

Bill Seitz

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 07:23:21 PM »

Scott Warren

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 09:15:57 PM »
I thought this might be some kind of Spartacus/Life of Brian thing...

"I'm Melvyn Morrow and so is my wife" ;D

Bill Gayne

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 09:26:32 PM »
Martin,

I 'll leave it to you write the next verse:


"Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedy's?"
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, have some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mmm yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mmm mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame."

mike_beene

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 09:50:25 PM »
mick J. Is not a bad theologian

Howard Riefs

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 10:37:55 PM »
"Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that worked directly for him."

It's as if Melvyn is akin to Keyser Soze....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgkBpWc8ngI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

1:50 mark
"Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: Taking long walks and hitting things with a stick."  ~P.J. O'Rourke

Mark McKeever

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2012, 08:54:17 AM »
I am Bill Brasky.

Best MGA showers - Bayonne

"Dude, he's a total d***"

John McCarthy

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2012, 09:32:01 AM »
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.
 PG Wodehouse

Scott Warren

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2012, 01:11:58 PM »
I like it, John. Fairly apt choice!


Mike_Trenham

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2012, 09:15:07 PM »
I wish I was Hamilton B. Hearst
Proud member of a Doak 3.

Tiger_Bernhardt

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Re: I am Melvyn Hunter Morrow
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2012, 10:54:41 PM »
Martin, if true, then SHAME of you for wasting so many peoples time and creating so much misery. I might add time is the one thing you can not get back.