I think it's shinier than it was in 1998, which leads me to believe that the USGA has sprayed the leaves of grass with silicone, making the ball slide off the fairway, into the rough. I don't know how I feel about that technological innovation.
Regarding poppycock, I prefer balderdash, palaver, prattle or the new flavor of the month in Jacksonville, Malarkey. We tried malarkey in Buffalo, but it didn't catch on.