People! You can't fight science. There's no Fairy of the Dark Ages to wave her magic wand amd suspend the natural laws of Symbolic Chemistry.
Sometimes I wish there was, that I could be relieved from the burden of bearing the standard of rationality. At any rate, there is no way I'm even peeking at that thread where fools are fighting the Columbia professor, whose weapons are merely a mountain of numbers and the rapier known as advanced statistical techniques, with the rhetorical equivalent of cocktail forks.