Mac,
I went and did it for like the 1000th time in my life, I overworked stuff at/for school right into insomnia.
Ok, so I've got 65 million after the ferryman, right?
First of all, I want to dispense with 95% of this real quick, before the year is out (practically). I want to get back to normal anonymity as soon as possible and also some of the specific people I need to address don't have a great deal of time left, so there's another point of urgency
1. I know that anything I want to do is going to require an attorney and an accountant; thank god I know trustworthy people, good people who I grew up with - so I'd put each of them on 2.5 million retainers (x2) = 5 million
down to 60M
2. I'd pay off mine and my significant other's school debts, fix up this blighted broken down house, and upgrade my S.Other's car from a 1993 Volvo to something in this century. Even with some other stabilizing factors I can't tabulate now, this all won't come to more than $150-$200K
down to 59.8M
3. Let's get cooking...My single greatest fantasy for a good fortune of wealth is to play Santa Claus/Don Corelone to the numerous people in my life. I literally can think of 350 names...men and women, children and adults, caddies and comrades for whom some ble$$ing would be the great alleviation for their lives. I'd have a party at the public park, a BBQ and clambake-type thing, a few miles from my house and after the day went by and everyone was full and toasty from feasting, I'd go to all the tables with a trusted assistant (because I would be drunk) and ask "Whaddya need?" 8K, 12K, 15K, 20K, 40K? If it's a debt(s), tell me who to pay and I'll pay it - even a bookie, because I know those people -- but if it's just an insurance treasury to ward off uncertain times, you got it--up to 20K. Many of my friends are comfortable and will be happy to have the party alone - they still get a door prize of $2500. Because I would probably expand and expand that list of 350, I'm going to say there will be at least 600 people on it by the date...figuring an average gift of $20K (I have no way of knowing) we're talking $12.8 million, so ...
47 million
4. I'll need to have a second "winter" party to accomodate those who I forgot or experience trouble in the interim (or those coming back for seconds), so figure another 200 people @ 20K apiece = $4M, so...
43 million left.
5. I'll probably forget something, let's get rid of $3 million more, so...
40 million left
6. There are a ton of people in the university community, professors and administrators who could stand support either for their own study, program enrichment, supplies, and the like. Plus all undergrad writing majors - as of this date-- and my fellow MFAers could stand to have all or a portion of their debt wiped clean. Between them (about 125 students total) and the needs for the MFA program and professors we're talking about 8 million dollars. As I would like to fund two, male and female, sophomore year scholarships from now until 20 years after my death for Writing students specializing in Poetry -- there goes another 2M, 10M total for the school so
30 million left...
7. I haven;t gotten any smarter since I had 43 million and I'll probably be a sucker for individual causes and injustices I see along the way, but figure another 2 million evaporated somewhere, so...
28 million left...
8. I myself, upon re-entering school got a Westchester Golf Assoc Caddie Scholarship to finish undergraduate studies (5K), so I want to reward them for the good they have done with that program for 60 years, so 1.5 M for them, and 1 million to the Evans Scholarship which is the other most reputable one I know. Brian Mahoney is the new Tournament Director of the MGA, replacing the amazing Gene Westmoreland a few years ago. One of the many ways Brian cut his teeth to earn that position (one of the most important in the Met) was to minister the Caddie Academies that are run every spring at four or five sites in the Met area (I used to be an instructor in the first few years of the program until my tenure as a caddiemaster was over and April became a busy school month for me. Brian will get $500K from me to continue that good work. I'd actually like to run that program, but BM is too good and I'd f' it up.
25M left.
9. My only sibling, an older brother Mark, was born with profound mental retardation due to birth defect of cerebral palsy. He is deaf, dumb, blind and has severe scoleosis atrophy. I have seen him less than 100x in my 44 year old life. He has lived in a Staten Island Hospital all his life (he was once a client of the infamous Willowbrook facility, that was exposed for monstrous torture in the early 70s by a young Geraldo Rivera) As my mother is entering her 70s, and has lived in FL for 23 years and is a widower, she naturally wants to be close to this child, who has been a private sadness and an inspirational mercy to her for 50 years. If it could be done in safety and with appropriate transport, I'd like to get him down to her in a medical facility close to her home in Daytona. If it couldn't be done then, I would certainly see to her ease and frequency of travel and lodging so she could visit NY more frequently. It goes without saying that this effort could burn the rest of the treasury and I wouldn't care, but it wouldn't. It would probably take no more than $3 million to do until her days were over and I was his sole family member/representative.
22 Million left.
10. It should also go without saying that my small remaining family on both sides can shoot the moon with me. But they wouldn't; they probably want to go on a family cruise for like $699 a person (my mother would still haggle with Carnival even though her son has millions) Assuming soem relatives would come out of the woodwork in said process, I'm going to call it a million on the nose and so...
21 million left.
11. Despite my intentions and trying to exercise forethought, I'm still an ass with too much money on my hands so deduct another 1M and we've got...
20 million left.
12. Probably my most valuable material possession is my wealth of Golf books. I have always wanted to have a real Golf library, not one like the USGA mind you, but one at least in excess of any top-notch club I've ever worked, visited or read about. Danbury CT is example one of what happens to a classic NE town when you add a Super Mall and a Highway Exit Boxstores...now the downtown area is a husk of what it was when I was a child. Well, even 200 million is not going to fix that, but I would like to start the process by having a first rate Golf library seeded by my own collection in one of the many vacant, but architecturally interesting buildings remaining on Main Street. I think I've got to buy one of the buildings to do it, as there is a handful of scumbag (yes, scumbag) property owners who refuse to work things out with the city to sell buildings and parcels at prices the city can offer (one of them is going to jail for 2nd degree man-slaughter for beating to death an evicted undocumented tenant) and so let downtown rot at a deductible business loss while they prosper in other commercial districts in the area. I could never pay rent to such men and endorse this indolent and depressing behavior. But I would place the library there. Maybe nobody would come and the thing would crash after a few years, but I feel I would want to try to make one anachronistic "attraction" to downtown in excess of anything it has right now...I think I could see throwing $5 million after this quixotic dream, building, books and materials, staff and maintenance. Perhaps other people would follow my lead, perhaps not but if it all washed, I'd donate the books to some worthy institution and call it a day.
15 million left.
13. Foolishness... Mac and a few other know my single favorite place to play Golf is a scrubby nine hole course in Brookfield CT called "Sunset Hill Golf Club." It is 2425 yards long and goes over goat hills and valley flats over what I think is 37 acres. My first true "rounds" were played there in 1981. Sunset, once called Brookfield Golf Course, was actually "developed" by Gene Sarazen in the "Country Squire" period of his life in the late 30s/early 40s. Back then, Brookfield was like Nome, Alaska to anybody south of White Plains, NY and Sarazen owned a dairy farm on Whisconier Hill Road - about 3/4s of a mile south of the Sunset property. Walking north through the woods one day he came upon this rolling tract, still owned by the Urkiel family, and noticed that the farmer/owner had laid out some rudimentary holes with sticks - I mean we're talking St. Andrews circa 1750 stuff -- Sarazen got friendly with the man, improved the land further, and made a slightly better Golf use of the property. Up until after WW II I think, Sarazen and a few locals used to whack it around (like a practice course) over the Ol' Course (that's what me and my HS friends call it) until he no longer visited and gave up the Whisconier farm. Urkiel improved it some over the years, through the 1960s and since then it has been almost the same. The Urkiel's have never sold it and instead have leased it to various proprietor/green keepers throughout the last 40 years. It's impossible, ugly, scuffy, with dime-sized crazy slope greens and most serious golfers would puke, and it's a ghost town. You can play the nine in nearly 45 minutes as a two. When I was a kid and Juniors were $2.50 (unlimited play) I once played 60 holes in a day. Well anyways I would like to purchase it outright from the Urkiels (they are dying off I understand) and let the current operator stay. He's a guy named Gary from Torrington and he and his daughter have made the greens magnificent. When I say magnificent, I mean true - they can only be cut to a 7.5 at their fastest, but they are billiard smooth with wonderful turf. Putting remains a true shot, not this shoulder movement of fear like CC greens. Well, long story short I think I heard the Urkiel's entertained an offer of 1.5 million some years back, but it fell through, so I'm thinking it'll take 2.5 M or so to actually purchase it. Because it is reviled and hidden in the middle of Brookfield, nobody plays it and any of the other proprietors have ended up packing their bags before too long and I'm definitely worried that a condo developer or estate developer will one day purchase it and there it goes forever. I'd have to discuss operating expenses with Gary and what he needs to make a go of it, but I'm willing to chase this dream and offer a nice little piece of history for an initial purchase and expense investment of 5 million. I don't want to do one thing, except keep the prices down so maybe another million has to be offered. I would like to work in the 1000 sq ft "shop" a few days a week, play a little golf when its slow and go to the library now and again. I might have a monthly outing for my friends during Golf season, maybe another million to do this for a few years. call it 7m in toto...so I have...
8 million left.
Well, as the sun has come up and I have the first of my two classes to teach in two hours, I'll leave 8 million on the table and let any of you tell me what to do with it; I'm sure there's things I haven't thought of and things I could have done better, but I've tried to touch the lives of as many people as I can see around me, tried to preserve and endorse the people and places that have endorsed me and try to beat anxiety back with the good fortune Mac has theoretically laid at my feet.
Honestly, I'd take a real 65K right now; as opposed to what's behind curtain #1, #2 or #3.
cheers
vk
PS. Mac, I haven't forgotten about SunRISE Hill, just down the street from Sunset; it would be the greatest nine holer on the planet, but I feel like the open-space/preserve zealots would burn down all 65M to wrest it for that use. Maybe we can hit two lotteries? Play 1, 8, 11, 13, 24 and 34 for me.