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Kalen Braley

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Re: Scotland at the forefront as always!
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2012, 12:50:13 PM »
Jim,

A little warning huh buddy.  I'm almost tossed my morning breakfast when I saw that...  :-X

Is that McDonalds logo on that box?   :o

Jim_Kennedy

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Re: Scotland at the forefront as always!
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2012, 06:02:34 PM »
The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys (borrowed)

20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA

19. Haggis On a Stick

18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's Original secret recipe

17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes

16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring

15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis beverage. Do the Ewe!

14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis

13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack

12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep

11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping

10. H.L.T.

9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera

8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut. Sometimes you don't....

7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions

6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab

5. Ram-Burger Helper

4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!

3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn

2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......

1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream
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Never been to Scotland, but is it true that every young man has had at least one girlfriend named Baaaaaaa-rbra  :o

Many of the Mid-westerners I know have dated Mooooo-rie at least once.  ;D
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"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Marty Bonnar

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Re: Scotland at the forefront as always!
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2012, 06:06:10 PM »
Jim,
just freakin wonderful! Couple of laugh out loud, red wine down the nostril moments.
(But don't be planning on visiting anytime soon. The Tartan mafia have been alerted...)

F.
The White River runs dark through the heart of the Town,
Washed the people coal-black from the hole in the ground.

Jim_Kennedy

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Re: Scotland at the forefront as always!
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2012, 06:27:27 PM »
FBD,
You're all lucky that you don't have subway grates in Scotland.  ;)
"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

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