I'm shocked that no one has said this yet, so I will. THERE WILL NEVER BE A PERFECT GOLF HOLE.
Only because it can't be defined and agreed upon by all...
Just like the perfect woman, doesn't exist!
However, some would say there is a perfect woman for every man.
I think this also applies to golf holes. Some love certain holes while others hate (can't stand) them.
I like the woman/golf hole metaphor.
Each one requires different strategy on how to handle.
Some are fun to play, while others are a bitch.
Depending on the day (weather) some are harder or easier to handle than usually.