I'm a fan of Melvyn's (and of JK for that matter), and so I just have accept this, i.e.:
Anyone remember the Monty Python skit "The Four Yorkshire Men"? After one of the guys, in one-upping the others about their poor upbringings, says: "There were 150 of us living in a shoe box at the bottom of the lake. Every morning, before breakfast, we had to wake up and lick the lake clean with our tongues, and then go off to work in the mines -- for no pay, mind you, we had to pay the mine owner for the right to work"...well, Melvyn would be the guy who responds: "Luxury!" And then JK would be the guy who says: "If it was so bad, why didn't you just leave? There's nothing worse than an architect who thinks Scottish golf won't survive without him".
That's just the way it is....
Peter