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Jim_Kennedy

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A Short and Humorous Essay From AWT
« on: November 22, 2011, 08:02:18 PM »
"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Jim_Kennedy

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Re: A Short and Humorous Essay From AWT
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 08:05:10 PM »



This came from the February 9th, 1918 edition of The New York Evening Post. Must have been a cold winter.  ;D
"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Adam Clayman

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Re: A Short and Humorous Essay From AWT
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 08:50:44 PM »
That is hysterical. Thanx Jim.
"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing your whole life." - Mickey Mantle

Garland Bayley

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Re: A Short and Humorous Essay From AWT
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2011, 12:49:01 PM »
"I assigned myself a handicap of scratch, and gave Friday a +2."

Top vanity handicap of all time.
;)
"I enjoy a course where the challenges are contained WITHIN it, and recovery is part of the game  not a course where the challenge is to stay ON it." Jeff Warne

Jim_Kennedy

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Re: A Short and Humorous Essay From AWT
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2011, 04:17:54 PM »
"I assigned myself a handicap of scratch, and gave Friday a +2."

Top vanity handicap of all time.
;)

You have got to admireTillie's 'generosity' in making Friday a +2.  ;)
"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Peter Pallotta

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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2011, 10:26:49 AM »
Thanks much, Jim. That was very well done.  So many little bits that elevate it - my favourite might be at the end, when we learn that Friday shot 714 because he was decidely off his game 'toward the finish'.  Good stuff...

Peter
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