So here's a tree anecdote:
Taking us back to the late eighties and my late teens. I had been playing golf (which is to say hitting a golf ball) for about a year, but had never played on a golf course proper. Yet somehow, due to the above "hitting a golf ball" hobby, I managed to make it onto my high school golf team, and we set off to play our first tournament of the year, on a golf course somewhere Northeast of Toronto.
I don't think I ever mentioned to my coach that it was my first ever round (even after shooting 106... :-/ ). Needless to say, I had absolutely no clue about strategy or course management. I mean, really, really no clue. None.
So anyway, we get to the 17th, a 120 yard-ish hole, with a large evergreen smack in front of a punch-bowl green. Of course, as I was on my way to shooting in the three-digits, I hit last. The other three competitor hit towering wedges up and over the thing. I mean, for me at least, they were really powerful, majestic shots, albeit none actually landed on the green proper.
Me? I saw an opening between Mother Earth and some dense lower limbs that must have been all of, oh, ten feet. So, being clueless about the concept of "percentage shot", I choke down on a four iron (my grandmother's four iron) and hit Tiger's infamous "stinger" before it was actualy called the "stinger". The thing never got more than nine feet off the ground
, under the limbs
, bump and run down the hill
, to within 15 feet
for my only par of the day
.
The three others were shaking their heads not at the...uhm, skill of the shot, nor at the luck of the result, but at the undeniable sheer stupidity of attempting such an option in the first place.
So anyway, what's the point of this amusing tale, other than it being a weak excuse to try and boost my woeful "post count"?
Two things, maybe...
1) Trees are an integral and valued part of golf course architecture. As with bunkers, "no tree is unfair, no matter where it is placed. It is the players task to avoid it."
2) The weirdest quircks on a golf course are often the most fun to play.