Don:
I am legitimately questioning the impossibility of the situation.
I'm also not questioning yours, or Dean's, fortitude with the situation. However, I feel Dean's opinion does lie in direct conflict with a sporting attitude I generally take for golf. In my mind, the question to Dean is, "so what?" He described his tastes and as I stated in the other thread, my desire is to determine exactly how and where that taste was developed.
Saying something is akin to putt putt, for me, is not very enlightening. However, exploring why that opinion is applied should generate a good discussion on the nature of just what actually is reasonable and not reasonable as a test of skill. So the golfer is asked to make a putt longer than 3 feet. For me, the question is: how do I play the prior shots in order to overcome that problem. Just because that question has a difficult answer does not me it has a bad one. For Dean, that may not be the case, but perhaps he would look at the hole differently after this discussion.
Furthermore, how far away from the hole is too far? What makes 15 feet more abhorrent than 10 feet? 5 feet? When does the architecture and the ball speed identify a good lag putt and why must 3 feet be the measure of that? If 15 feet is the best a lag can do... so what?