Ben - here's my stab at it. I think I'd very much like playing this course; it has a couple of unusual features perhaps, but nothing quirky (as you'll see, I like Par 4s the best*). The totals are: Par 70, 6305 yards.
No. 1 Garden City (1) - Par 4, 300 yards
No. 2 Old Macdonald (2) - Par 3, 180 yards
No. 3 Bandon Trails (3) - Par 5, 550 yards
No. 4 Plainfield (4) - Par 4, 355 yards
No. 5 Yale (5) - Par 3, 145 yards
No. 6 Pine Valley (6) - Par 4, 390 yards
No. 7 Shinnecock (7) - Par 3, 185 yards
No. 8 Crystal Downs (The Eight) - Par 5, 550 yards
No. 9 Eastward Ho (9) - Par 4, 390 yards
Out: Par 35, 3045 yards
No. 10 Riviera (10) - Par 4, 315 yards
No. 11 Huntington Valley (11) - Par 4, 350 yards
No. 12 Augusta (12) - Par 3, 155 yards
No. 13 Ballyneal (13) - Par 4, 420 yards
No. 14 Hollywood (14) - Par 4, 440 yards
No. 15 Kingsley (15) - Par 4, 455 yards
No. 16 Lancaster (16) - Par 4, 355 yards
No. 17 Oakmont (17) - Par 4, 315 yards
No. 18 Pinehurst (18) - Par 4, 455 yards
In: Par 35, 3260 yards
*But I'm not a die-hard about it. Which is to say, I'd like to reserve the right to wait a few hours and swap out a couple of Par 4s on the back 9 for a par 3 and a Par 5 from someone else's list if this increases my chances of winning
I haven't played any of these holes except for the 8th; all of this is just from reading and pictures, and style(s) I like.
Peter