Saltz - The Tournament Chairman has you at a 1, but a case or two of Guinness will get you to, maybe, a 3.
Eric - never thought about the hot water. That's good. Very, very good.
Far better than a jar of crickets.
Michael - I'm a Buckeye with a strong current Domer bias. Head-to-head, I root for the Buckeyes. There was a time (long ago) when I played (well, I was on the team, anyway) for OSU, so the Buckeye Battle Cry will help. Now, if Rich Choi has the stones to show up, it just might work.
Anthony - Patron and I are looking for a caddy. By Eric's photo, you'll fit right in! Mid round naps are part of the strategy.
Other than carrying my tired butt around, Patron will be responsible for keeping everyone up too late. Kids don't much need sleep.