Rich:
Believe you me, if GeorgeT could have gotten Mae into the sack for the real deal he woulda named the whole damn rose garden after her!
I'm sure you know what those mounds on that hole in the photo are called and obviously George figured doing something like that on a hole in LA and naming them after Mae would get her attention and maybe get him into her foyer at least.
But you just have to listen to me, Rich, and take this in depth research we do seriously. For instance, that hole there in the photo! This is late breaking documented evidence on my part but, did you know that Mae was the world's first breast implant patient?
Yes, she was, and George heard about it through the late night party skinny vine in LA and he said; "Hell, if Mae's gonna do that I'm gonna go along with her on that". So the next morning he told his shapers; "Guys, Mae just went from a "D" cup to a triple "E" cup so I want you boys to make those mounds totally enormous! Matter of fact, I heard on the late night party skinny vine last night that Mae's jugs are so damn big now she says she can't even see both her feet that well anymore. So I want you boys to shape those mounds up so big that we can't even see those trees that well behind the green anymore. I'll get the word out on tonight's late night party skinny vine about this, Mae will appreciate the gesture and maybe in a week or so Mae will let me past her foyer into somewhere more interesting--and then there'll be a little something extra in this for you Boys! This is a tough job, Boys, and I know those mounds might be going a bit over the top but do us all a favor and try and make them look as natural looking as you possibly can! This will make Mae feel better, Boys, and who knows what that might lead to. This hole might even be famous someday, Boys!"
Golf architecture is great anyway but when you truly do the research and find out the depth of architectural thought that went into some of the concepts behind these great "Golden Age" holes, well, I just can't tell you how rewarding it is. One of these days, Rich, I know you will agree that some of those old guys really had amazing talent!