OOOOO-TTTTT!!!!!: Pre-considering your Posts

[Marty Bonnar]

I keep starting posts which I think are...
see there I go again.
I'm going to stop wasting your and my time.
cheers,
F.

[Gib_Papazian]

Barny,

I see your rapier dark side has reemerged; it is difficult to keep your tortured nature under wraps forever, but I would like to point out my opinion - based upon being friends with both you and Anthony - that both of you would get along rather well in person. His internet persona as our resident hillbilly and yours as a congenital dicknose have little to do with the impression either of you give over dinner and vino.

Now, if we are going to go OT, let's get it over with and explore the most pressing question on the national scene: Which would America rather perform a pole dance on national television: Michelle Bachmann, Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin?

Assuming of course that Janet Reno or Babs Boxer would decline to represent the other side of the aisle.      

[Eric Smith]

[JC Jones]

Are those the new True Tours?

[paul cowley]

Gib...interesting...I would totally discount the Dems...and while Michelle, Ann and Sarah all figuratively have things to offer... on the pole it would come down to the best eye contact, and (I can't believe I'm saying this) it's Ann who might have enough of a squirlly/alluring/stare/dare to beat the others pants down!

[paul cowley]

David, yeah she's definately got some andro going on...but her eyes are at times...well hard to something.

Best thing about pole dancers is you bid them adieu at the pole...most of us anyway.

[Gib_Papazian]

I'm having a difficult time identifying any woman from the left side of the aisle who warrants a wolf whistle. Even worse, as a card-carrying Libertarian since 1979 (my philosophy professor at USC was the great John Hospers), trying to find a hottie at a Libertarian convention is like trying to find a good looking girl at a Genesis show before 1979.

Or a girl, period, at a YES show. Ever. 

 

[paul cowley]

I'm having a difficult time identifying any woman from the left side of the aisle who warrants a wolf whistle. Even worse, as a card-carrying Libertarian since 1979 (my philosophy professor at USC was the great John Hospers), trying to find a hottie at a Libertarian convention is like trying to find a good looking girl at a Genesis show before 1979.

Or a girl, period, at a YES show. Ever. 

 

OK...your qualifications definately earn you rater status...so...who would you choose, on the pole, of the three candidates you proposed?
Remember I'm out here on a limb having supported the 'eyes' of a prominent female andromorph.

[Gib_Papazian]

I've got a bit of a crush on Ann Coulter and consider the ultimate woman a cross between her and Nicole Kidman - or even Julianne Moore. I've got this impossible attraction to redheads and Raynor courses . . . . . luckily my wife is one.

No, the redhead is not a Raynor course.

Sadly, my ex is only red from the waist down. She would be well advised to color her hair black to match her heart.



 

 

[paul cowley]

Well Gib...well said. I've got me a redhead too who is a 5' firecracker with a heart of gold.

Why are they like that? Genetics developed from cold climate survival in a hut?

Did you know that reds have the most hair follicles per head...200,000 average...while black hair types average 90,000, with the rest in between.

Fun redhead facts!

[paul cowley]

Well Marty...it looks like we have driven your OT topic into a ditch (blame GWB]...but honestly...all golf all the time makes Dick a bad dork.

[Anthony Gray]

I've got a bit of a crush on Ann Coulter and consider the ultimate woman a cross between her and Nicole Kidman - or even Julianne Moore. I've got this impossible attraction to redheads and Raynor courses . . . . . luckily my wife is one.

No, the redhead is not a Raynor course.

Sadly, my ex is only red from the waist down. She would be well advised to color her hair black to match her heart.



 

 

  What's up with the red heads? Shouldn't you be scared of them by now?

  Anthony

[Mike Hendren]

Gyro,  please note that Anthony was never a member of the defunct Hillbilly Tour - there's some things we just won't touch.

FWIW, I had the good fortune to being in the box adjacent to Nicole Kidman at the Michael Buble concert this year in Nashvegas.   She was wearing jeans and a simple sweater.  Trust me, you would not cross her with anybody - simply stunning.

Also, you guys need to bear in mind that some of us have daughters who are redheads. 

Finally, to keep it related to golf course architecture:  I know you love you some Seth, but don't you find Banks to be Raynor on steroids?

Bogey

Oh, what do you get when you cross Layne Kiffin with an Arkansas Razorback?  Nothing - there's some things a hog just won't touch.