At the Open in 2003 at Olympia, I was a Marshall, but decided to go on my “off” days to watch some of the fun stuff. During a practice round I was able to sit directly behind the tee on the 7th hole (normally the 16th hole), which is a 212 yd par 3. I watched a dozen or so players come and go – Jesper, Furyk, Els and a couple others started drawing a bit of a gallery, and of course all the usual suspects had huge followings. Colin Montgomerie was still a bit of a lightning rod given his antics, but was generally a popular player to watch as well. In fact, a friend of mine had given me a “be nice to Monty” button that someone had given him the year prior at Bethpage, and I think I may have been wearing it, though my memory is hazy. Regardless, I’m standing up at this point, and he gets to the tee, and talks the club selection over with his caddie, then proceeds to fire a mid-iron of some sort which fades rather dramatically way right of the green. He immediately reaches into his pocket, takes out another ball and drops it next to his divot. I said out loud, “I do that too.” A few people in the gallery heard me and chuckled. Monty didn’t like that at all, you could just tell. He never acknowledged me, but he started focusing very intently on his bag, then the green, then pulled a new club, waggled it a few times, addressed his ball and hit the purest tee shot I think I'd ever seen. The ball went sizzled, went really high, drew a little bit, dropped about 2 feet from the cup and then rolled about another foot toward it. People started cheering and jeering the show…
He takes off his glove, hands his club to his caddie, starts to walk, and looking back at me, he says “DO YOU DO THAT TOO??” At this point the tables turned, and everyone laughed along with him, and a few at me… it was very funny, and a reminder that these guys are just ridiculously talented.