John:
Apology accepted.
My favorite "double penalty" situation is the greenside bunker on #12 at Crystal Downs, which is overhung by a few white birch trees. The bunker is only about a foot deep, so it's hardly a penalty at all, but if you are in the wrong part of the bunker and the flag is to the right, the trees may prevent you from playing directly toward the hole with your bunker shot. In fact, it happened to me two weeks ago on my first round of the year. I had to play twenty feet left of the flag instead of straight at it ... BECAUSE I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO LAND IN THE BUNKER WITH THE FLAG ON THE RIGHT OF THE GREEN, when there is nobody who knows better than me that's a stupid mistake to make.
On other occasions, this combination has resulted in me putting out of the bunker, or trying to hit a low chip out of the bunker ... a shot that takes great skill. What's wrong with asking for that every once in a while, if the golfer has put himself in double jeopardy?