JNC, his mom and I have gone back and forth on this one on Facebook, so I'll chime in here for shits and giggles.
ARE YOU ALL BRAIN DEAD?
With all the problems we have in the world, you care about saliva? Couldn't you tell that it was an inadvertent loogie, certainly not as harmful as the one that Keith Hernandez hocked up in Seinfeld?
Didn't you see him wipe it up with his putter in the video? He made amends for his inadvertent scrock with his beloved Nike or Cameron or Cash-In or whatever he is putting with these days.
I do have allergy issues that cause me to generate an inordinant amount of phlegm. I do my best to find a proper, quiet place to release said fluids/globules. If it happens to be the putting green, I step it into the green until it disappears.
Honestly, this is the pleasure police on a twisted ride of mayhem. Go back to your caves until you find something worthy to contribute to the world. If you are still pissed at Tiger for what he did, at least man up and admit it.
Where was the thread when Sergio advertently gooed into the cup? Say what? There wasn't one?
xoxo (for Valentine's Day in the USA)
El Scumbago Numero Uno