Don't be so hasty, Tom.
The Miss Lonelyputts Top Ten reasons in favour of playing with mats on the Old Course.
10. Off a mat, you might finally get to feel what it's like to put spin on the ball.
9. You can always kick your ball into the light rough and play from there
8. Mat manufacturing is one of the most important industries in North East Fife
7. Mats are recyclable whereas divots are not
6. If you get "caught out" on the course, using a mat is preferable to the leaves of a gorse bush
5. It's almost impossible to whiff a long approach putt if you are playing off a mat
4. No cuppy lies on mats
3. If your opponent has lost his mat you can claim the hole, or even the match
2. Old Tom Morris invented the mat
1. If you are playing on a mat, you are playing golf, and not locked by your computer trying to create meaningless GCA threads in the 4-5 months Stygian doom and gloom that is Winter in Philadelphia.