The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my 3 years of research into the golfing soul, is "What does this discussion board really want?"
Dr. Sigmund Freud, PhD, MA, B.Lit
ASGCA
I know I want affordable golf.
I also want free golf, expense-account golf, elitist golf, expensive golf, muni golf, country-club golf, resort golf, and Top 100 golf.
Whenever I am playing links, cliff-top, prairie, parkland, lake-side, desert (with or without over-seeded rye), Bermuda, bent, fescue, or paspalum golf I am pleased.
I want Kiawah, Baja, Arizona, California, Florida, Carolina, Australia, Nova Scotia, British Columbia, and Tasmania golf. Plus Scotland, Ireland, Northern Ireland, England, and New Zealand golf. And Bandon and Wales golf too.
I’m jonesing for golf on courses designed by Doak, Coore-Crenshaw, Kidd, Axland-Proctor, DeVries, Brauer, Cowley, George, Moran, Hanse, Parsinen, Foster, Fought, Dye, Nicklaus, and Fazio, plus Ross and Mackenzie and Tillinghast and a bunch of other old dead guys too numerous to mention.
Speaking of courses I’ve never played, I want golf with Natalie Gulbis, Anna Rawson, and Paula Creamer. Is that affordable?