Ugh...I don't usually have the patience for this type of Finance 101...but, OK, Today you borrow $100,000,000 from uncle sam at 0% (more like 0.17% in reality but let's call it 0% for arguments sake). You then Buy $100mm of 30 year U.S. Government Bonds at 4%. Tomorrow you come into the office and realize the following:
1. You made $10,958.90 in interest overnight! Yeah!
2. You helped the U.S. tax payer pay the balooning national debt at a slightly better rate for 30 years.
Let's even say that this wonderful positively sloped yield curve stays as is for 2 years. Now you've made $8mm in "carry" interest!!
Unfortunately one of the following things happen:
1. The economy is now booming because of all the stimulus and has finally gained traction and the employment rate is quickly falling back toward 5% and/or
2. Inflation has reared it's ugly head in terms of inflation expectations or
3. U.S. Government Debt has been downgraded from AAA because of the inability of government to actually only spend what it takes in like the rest of us:
This results in year 3 in both short term, overnight financing as well as 30 year bond yields rising to 8% and, for the sake of this argument staying there till the bond matures.
At the maturity of the bond, aside from present value of money calculations, you will have lost $104mm in opportunity cost of investment...It's called a yield curve for a reason dude...
Now if your argument is that banks are too big to fail anyway, a couple points:
1. The bankers are the bad guys for getting bailed out because some guys are "rich". Don't know if you've actually tried to support a family of four in mid-town Manhattan on $250k, but you're not exactly living high off the hog. The Government made back all their equity investment in the banks plus a profit...The car companies are the good guys for getting bailed out because they were the ignorant guys who got bullied by the the big bad bankers and only a handful of them make the magical $250k/year.
2. Your boy's Financial Reform Bill will pretty much ensure that all anyone can do is give you a nice mortgage, again if your not "rich", or a nice small business loan. Well, they may actually be more likely to fail because THEY"LL BE MIRED DOWN IN UNNECESSARY RED TAPE and will be uncompetitive.
3. Let me know when the Government stops subsidizing the following (for starters) before you get your panties in a bunch:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/nation/interactives/farmaid/http://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment_150/185_top_10_list.htmlhttp://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Estimating_U.S._Government_Subsidies_to_Energy_Sources_2002-20084. The Fed has always offered loans at the discount window...before, during and after the financial crisis....