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Jeff_Brauer

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2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« on: January 01, 2011, 12:06:02 PM »
I hope this doesn't overlap the wish list thread too much, but the DMN had a cute "Headlines we would like to see" article for 2011, with things like ""Bin Laden Captured" etc.

What would we like to see for gca headlines this year?

One I won't want to see is "Ground Hogs Day - Not just a movie plot, a script for 2011 Golf Development" >:( :( ::) :'(
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Mac Plumart

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 12:29:05 PM »
Unemployment numbers fall more than expected for every quarter in 2011.

Stock Market rally helps US Gov't reduce the national deficit and balance the budget.

Coup in North Korea leads to more peaceful Far East.

Elections in Iran not fixed and new President elected, plan for Middle East Peace move forward.

First Tee of Atlanta does amazing things for the youth and golf in the city.

Standard Operating Procedure for historical research established and embraced by all GCA participants.

Plumart invited to join Augusta National.   :o



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Sportsman/Adventure loving golfer.

Keith OHalloran

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 12:37:10 PM »
Mac,
That that thread is implausible! You will never be invited to join Augusta!
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Keith OHalloran

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 12:40:53 PM »
Direct Flight from Long Island McArthur Airport to North Bend oregon.



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Joel_Stewart

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 12:41:13 PM »
Augusta National hires Tom Doak to restore golf course.

Pine Valley begins large scale tree removal program

Medinah hires Gil Hanse for renovation

Olympic Club fires superintendent

Riveria hires Geoff Shackelford for restoration

USGA commits $100 million for public golf course improvements
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Peter Pallotta

Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 12:43:12 PM »
Man Bites Dog
GCA.com poster sets Firestone record
says "Who knew the architecture was so good!"
Friend quips "He can't even work the ball right to left"

Strange but True
Bogie golfer from Toronto makes 7 birdies in a row
Follows that with 4 triples, 2 quads, 5 doubles and a par
Complains "They picked Fazio to renovate the back nine"

Is there a Doctor in the House
GCA poster swears off musical analogies
says "Sometimes a golf course is just a golf course"
Concerned friends send up a pharamacologist



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Peter Pallotta

Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 12:58:34 PM »
Never say Never
Bob Crosby buys a Trailer Park in Pismo Beach
Plans to route mini-golf around the restrooms
Explains "I'm just trying to finish what John Low could only dream of".
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Joe Bausch

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 01:23:32 PM »
Philadelphia Public Golf Course To Be Restored.
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Gib_Papazian

Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 01:24:49 PM »
MERION UNCOVERS EVIDENCE EDDIE LOWERY ORIGINAL DESIGNER; WAYNE MORRISON RESIGNS IN SHAME

DAVID MORIARTY and TOM PAUL INCONSOLABLE; COMMIT SIMULTANEOUS SEPPUKU as MUCCI OFFICIATES    

ANTHONY GRAY RECEIVES ANNUAL TIGER WOODS SEX ADDICTION SCHOLARSHIP, THAILAND DECLARES BANKRUPTCY

TOMMY NACCARATO RETURNS TO GOLF CLUB ATLAS; DAMIAN PASCUZZO APPLIES FOR ASYLUM IN FRANCE

RAN MORRISSETT TO REPLACE DAVID FAY AT USGA; REES JONES RETIRES








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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 01:38:57 PM »
Gib,

I think the more likely headline would be TePaul and David Moriarity recreate famous Duel at San Fran Golf Club!

Knowing Damian, I think he would apply for asylum in France if TN came back.

Who needs football with all this entertainment?
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Gib_Papazian

Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »
Jeff,

I can easily imagine a duel between Wayne Morrison and I, but just as Arnie needed Jack as his foil, Tom needs David and visa versa. It gives texture to their lives.

Plus, Tom Paul would inevitably whip out evidence that Flynn - and not Tille - who designed SFGC. Moriarty would counter that he has secret evidence that it was actually a very early Pete Dye design.

982 PAGE THREAD BLAMED AS GOLF CLUB ATLAS SERVERS EXPLODE; MORIARTY AND TOM PAUL IMPLICATED
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 03:12:15 PM by Gib Papazian »
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Ben Sims

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 02:01:54 PM »
-NUZZO TO BEGIN NEW COURSE

-RARE BOOK TO BE RE-RELEASED, SAYS DOAK

-GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE BUDGETS STEADILY DECREASING

-WATSON WINS AT SANDWICH

-PETERSEN NEW GEORGIA COACH



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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 02:03:01 PM »
Maybe we should pit the two of them in the outdoor hockey game instead of in golf.

TePaul might make a Flynn claim, to bolster sales of that long overdue Flynn book.  That said, its not David who has ever implied his evidence is secret.  We would be wary of any 1916 SF Chronicle article claiming Pete Dye designed SF, no matter how much David argued it was "contemporaneous evidence."

BTW, that reminds me of a headline I really would like to see:

"Flynn Book Arrives in Stores."

It would probably come with one or another sub headline:

Amazon Rainforest Depleted due to Paper Demand

or

Edited to half original length by (fill in the blank)"
Second Edition Cancelled
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Mike_Young

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2011, 02:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
-NUZZO TO BEGIN NEW COURSE

-RARE BOOK TO BE RE-RELEASED, SAYS DOAK

-GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE BUDGETS STEADILY DECREASING

-WATSON WINS AT SANDWICH

-PETERSEN NEW GEORGIA COACH





Ben,
O'leary going to come to Athens....secretly they have always wanted him here....and he will be a great fit...
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Ben Sims

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2011, 02:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Mike_Young on January 01, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
-NUZZO TO BEGIN NEW COURSE

-RARE BOOK TO BE RE-RELEASED, SAYS DOAK

-GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE BUDGETS STEADILY DECREASING

-WATSON WINS AT SANDWICH

-PETERSEN NEW GEORGIA COACH





Ben,
O'leary going to come to Athens....secretly they have always wanted him here....and he will be a great fit...

Mike,

GO AIR FORCE!
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Tiger_Bernhardt

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2011, 02:09:55 PM »
White House report Pat Mucci and TE Paul to have Peace Summit at Camp David with David M. Actually I like Gib's so much, I defer to his 2011 idea. I hope the GCA world is full of health and happiness and filled with great golf.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 02:12:41 PM by Tiger_Bernhardt »
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Mike_Young

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2011, 02:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:04:51 PM
Quote from: Mike_Young on January 01, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
-NUZZO TO BEGIN NEW COURSE

-RARE BOOK TO BE RE-RELEASED, SAYS DOAK

-GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE BUDGETS STEADILY DECREASING

-WATSON WINS AT SANDWICH

-PETERSEN NEW GEORGIA COACH





Ben,
O'leary going to come to Athens....secretly they have always wanted him here....and he will be a great fit...

Mike,

GO AIR FORCE!

Ben,
The outcome came about out of respect for the service academies.... ;)
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Tiger_Bernhardt

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2011, 02:14:20 PM »
Mike have the fired the current coach yet?
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Ben Sims

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2011, 02:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Mike_Young on January 01, 2011, 02:10:12 PM
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:04:51 PM
Quote from: Mike_Young on January 01, 2011, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Ben Sims on January 01, 2011, 02:01:54 PM
-NUZZO TO BEGIN NEW COURSE

-RARE BOOK TO BE RE-RELEASED, SAYS DOAK

-GOLF COURSE MAINTENANCE BUDGETS STEADILY DECREASING

-WATSON WINS AT SANDWICH

-PETERSEN NEW GEORGIA COACH





Ben,
O'leary going to come to Athens....secretly they have always wanted him here....and he will be a great fit...

Mike,

GO AIR FORCE!

Ben,
The outcome came about out of respect for the service academies.... ;)

Fair enough.  It is a bit of a cop out for me to have two schools to root for against Tech in consecutive games.  Either way, college football in our home state is in bad shape right now.    
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Gib_Papazian

Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2011, 02:15:42 PM »
OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE UNCOVERED; PRESIDENT IS LOVE CHILD OF EARL WOODS AND MARION HOLLINS

  
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2011, 02:16:44 PM »
WORLD PEACE!
(Small pockets of resistance on golfclubatlas.com)
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Mike_Young

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2011, 02:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Tiger_Bernhardt on January 01, 2011, 02:14:20 PM
Mike have the fired the current coach yet?
I don't think so....most around here think he will resign....nice guy...but doesn't seem to really have football as his top priority....
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2011, 02:18:34 PM »
TEPaul named Repbublican Majority Leader
Moriarity Takes Over for Pelosi

Bipartisan Politics Expected to Continue
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Jeff Brauer, ASGCA Director of Outreach

Jeff_Brauer

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2011, 02:20:24 PM »
GolfClubAtlas.com holds seance to determine real intentions of Golden Age Architects!
Ghosts of Ross and MacKenzie reportedly get in fistfight
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Tim Martin

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Re: 2011 GCA Headlines We Would Like To See
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2011, 02:35:14 PM »
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-PINE VALLEY ALLOWS ALL CRUMP CUP PATRONS TO STAY IN COTTAGES AND TEE UP MONDAY, ALL PV SWAG REDUCED 50%

-JOE BAUSCH`S WIFE`S COOKIES AVAILABLE AT ALL HALFWAY HOUSES AND I95 REST AREAS

-RACHEL UCHITEL CARRIES FOR TIGER AT THE MASTERS

-CREAMER AND GULBIS INK MUD WRESTLING DUEL TO PROMOTE LPGA, WINNER GETS PAMELA SUE ANDERSON
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