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Michael Whitaker

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Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« on: December 23, 2010, 08:36:15 PM »
To My Blue State Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday... practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (or secular practices of your choice) with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others... or, their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.  I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011... but, not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To My Red State Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
"Solving the paradox of proportionality is the heart of golf architecture."  - Tom Doak (11/20/05)

JC Jones

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2010, 09:21:34 PM »
To the Gentleman Golfer - Mr. Whitaker,

Merry Christmas.  Next year be a man and play me in the Dixie Cup.  Stop sending Pritchett to do your dirty work.
I get it, you are mad at the world because you are an adult caddie and few people take you seriously.

Excellent spellers usually lack any vision or common sense.

I know plenty of courses that are in the red, and they are killing it.

Michael Whitaker

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2010, 10:22:23 PM »
If you are lucky enough to participate in next year's Dixie Cup I can assure you that you will get your wish. Mr. Pritchett truly deserves a year off.

Merry Christmas!
"Solving the paradox of proportionality is the heart of golf architecture."  - Tom Doak (11/20/05)

Jamie Barber

Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2010, 05:44:23 AM »
Merry Xmas everybody

Jud_T

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2010, 07:50:22 AM »
Classic!  Happy Kwanzaa!
Golf is a game. We play it. Somewhere along the way we took the fun out of it and charged a premium to be punished.- - Ron Sirak

Bill_McBride

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2010, 12:02:54 PM »
Merry Xmas everybody

Jamie, Merry Christmas to you and yours as well. I really enjoyed the morning at Princes. It was very cool to see that dune ridge that Sarazen carried to rack up birdies!

Bill_McBride

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2010, 12:05:25 PM »
Whitty playing like a +4 in this thread!

Jim_Kennedy

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2010, 02:34:39 PM »
Red Staters!!! - Remember to thaw that turkey before you boil it in oil.

Thanks for the chuckle Mike, and here's an 1896 sketch of Palmetto for you.



Merry Christmas
"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Jamie Barber

Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2010, 03:57:02 PM »
Jamie, Merry Christmas to you and yours as well. I really enjoyed the morning at Princes. It was very cool to see that dune ridge that Sarazen carried to rack up birdies!
Merry Christmas Bill. Next time you're over I'll try and arrange better weather :)

Bill_McBride

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2010, 06:22:46 PM »
Jamie, Merry Christmas to you and yours as well. I really enjoyed the morning at Princes. It was very cool to see that dune ridge that Sarazen carried to rack up birdies!
Merry Christmas Bill. Next time you're over I'll try and arrange better weather :)

It was a lovely day butvthe wind was up a bit.  ;D

Steve Lang

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2010, 10:27:41 PM »
 8) Merry Christmas Mike..

.. though it was in the high 60's today, shorts and short sleeves along the 30th parallel, we thought about y'all up north dealing with that mean jet stream and artic winds and all.. as we tee'd it up..  smiled, and played on..  ;D

no sweat.. 
Inverness (Toledo, OH) cathedral clock inscription: "God measures men by what they are. Not what they in wealth possess.  That vibrant message chimes afar.
The voice of Inverness"

Richard Choi

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2010, 12:31:38 AM »
We all know Santa is a blue-state lovin' lefty commie pinko...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/116197/saturday-night-live-tv-funhouse-blue-state-santa

Doug Ralston

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2010, 10:02:57 AM »
We all know Santa is a blue-state lovin' lefty commie pinko...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/116197/saturday-night-live-tv-funhouse-blue-state-santa

Cute;

Nonetheless, I say Merry Christmas, as I have always done, to my liberal friends, and say Happy Holidays to my conservative friends just because it gets them going.

War of Christmas .............. *snort*; you must watch too much FoxLiarNews. It certainly is not fought anywhere else!
Where is everybody? Where is Tommy N? Where is John K? Where is Jay F? What has happened here? Has my absence caused this chaos? I'm sorry. All my rowdy friends have settled down ......... somewhere else!

Doug Ralston

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Re: Holiday Wishes to my Blue State and Red State Friends
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2010, 10:03:51 AM »
Oh, yeah. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Where is everybody? Where is Tommy N? Where is John K? Where is Jay F? What has happened here? Has my absence caused this chaos? I'm sorry. All my rowdy friends have settled down ......... somewhere else!