[JC Jones]

 In fact, I'd say that any 30-day period that involved you trading punches with both Gib and Tom D was a fun one.  For us at least.

Ben, sometimes it does feel like self-flogging being the only one out of 1500 who doesn't have their head firmly planted in either the tail end of Mr. Doak or Mr. Papazian (or both).

[JC Jones]

I read it over (once again) and have finally figured out the source of the confusion: The English department at Michigan State evidently does not teach punctuation.

Gib,

I knew there was something I liked about you.  I just couldn't put my finger on it till now....

I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior yours may be.

[Jud_T]

I read it over (once again) and have finally figured out the source of the confusion: The English department at Michigan State evidently does not teach punctuation.

Gib,

I knew there was something I liked about you.  I just couldn't put my finger on it till now....

I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be.

At least mine's not an eyesore....

[JC Jones]

I read it over (once again) and have finally figured out the source of the confusion: The English department at Michigan State evidently does not teach punctuation.

Gib,

I knew there was something I liked about you.  I just couldn't put my finger on it till now....

I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be.

At least mine's not an eyesore....

It is to everyone aside from the Wolverines and the WALverines

[JC Jones]

I read it over (once again) and have finally figured out the source of the confusion: The English department at Michigan State evidently does not teach punctuation.

Gib,

I knew there was something I liked about you.  I just couldn't put my finger on it till now....

I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be.

At least mine's not an eyesore....

Sorry J.C., but Jud that is one heck of a quarterback/athlete. Where'd he come from?

You mean the guy who looks like Tommy Davidson in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls?

[Jud_T]

Sorry J.C., but Jud that is one heck of a quarterback/athlete. Where'd he come from?

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denard_Robinson

I just hope they don't run the kid ragged before he gets to the pros....

[JC Jones]

Sorry J.C., but Jud that is one heck of a quarterback/athlete. Where'd he come from?

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denard_Robinson

I just hope they don't run the kid ragged before he gets to the pros....

What position would he play in the pros?  Or are you talking about professional midget wrestling?

[JC Jones]

I read it over (once again) and have finally figured out the source of the confusion: The English department at Michigan State evidently does not teach punctuation.

Gib,

I knew there was something I liked about you.  I just couldn't put my finger on it till now....

I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be.

At least mine's not an eyesore....

Sorry J.C., but Jud that is one heck of a quarterback/athlete. Where'd he come from?

You mean the guy who looks like Tommy Davidson in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls?

They could probably send him out alone for a half against State and keep them in the game until the rest of the troops come out in the 2nd half.

Kind of like when they brought him in during last years game to try and save it and he was subsequently murdered by our defense?

[Jud_T]

Sorry J.C., but Jud that is one heck of a quarterback/athlete. Where'd he come from?

Wiki:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denard_Robinson

I just hope they don't run the kid ragged before he gets to the pros....

What position would he play in the pros?  Or are you talking about professional midget wrestling?

I'd say with some serious time in the weight room, given his ability he could potentially play a half-dozen positions on either side of the ball....

[Gib_Papazian]

Yo Spartan Boy,

Don't you think inflicting an enormous logo on our sensibilities is a bit aesthetically out of proportion? Given the Sophomoric tedium of your 2384 posts, I wonder: Are you old enough to remember the 1988 Rose Bowl? I was there, just so you know.

Likely, if you were even born yet, your ill bred, Budweiser guzzling lineage (read: Academically unable to get admitted to U. Michigan) watched the game in front of an ancient RCA black and white, while you sucked whatever liquid that did not get peed in the toilet out of your mother's breast.

BTW, what does this mean?: "I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be."

Try doing a grammar or spell check before polluting this website with any more angry drivel.

  
    

[JC Jones]

Yo Spartan Boy,

Don't you think inflicting an enormous logo on our aesthetic sensibilities is a bit aesthetically out of proportion? Given the Sophomoric tedium of your 2384 posts, I wonder: Are you old enough to remember the 1988 Rose Bowl? I was there, just so you know.

Likely, if you were even born yet, your ill bred, Budweiser guzzling lineage (read: Academically unable to get admitted to U. Michigan) watched the game in front of an ancient RCA black and white, while you sucked whatever liquid that did not get peed in the toilet out of your mother's breast.

BTW, what does this mean?: "I see my avatar has brought about a change in yours.  However inferior your may be."

Try doing a grammar or spell check before polluting this website with any more angry drivel.

  
    

Much like you fixed your typo in the post above, I also fixed the typo in the post you referenced. 

Keep scouring my posts for typos as that seems to be the only reply you have left (for those of us that can see through your loquaciousness).

[Jud_T]

Yo, Spartan Boy,

Muzzle your girlfriend...(R Rated):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-xnfpqSofNQE/michigan_state_v_unc_drunk_girl_going_nuts/

[Gib_Papazian]

Yo Spartan,

"Loquacious" is a descriptive adjective that refers to "talking."

Therefore, since you have never heard me pontificate in person - nor even plaintively whisper sotto voce - try a different word.

As long as - 2300-something posts later - you are finally learning to clean up your undisciplined meanderings, it is a good idea to make sure them fancy words you be using is the right ones to git yer point across.

Just out of curiosity, before you dropped out of college to work at the janitorial service, what was your major? 

[mike_beene]

I suggest a good ADD medicine for all of you.

[JMEvensky]

 Jack Palance could be a pretty intimidating fellow,

Peter   

And,to draw the metaphor even further,he knew enough to stay dead after being fatally shot.

[Gib_Papazian]

JC,

This is getting to be a bit like the Black Knight scene from the Holy Grail . . . . .

"It's only a flesh wound!" . . . . . 

[JC Jones]

Yo Spartan,

"Loquacious" is a descriptive adjective that refers to "talking."

Therefore, since you have never heard me pontificate in person - nor even plaintively whisper sotto voce - try a different word.

As long as - 2300-something posts later - you are finally learning to clean up your undisciplined meanderings, it is a good idea to make sure them fancy words you be using is the right ones to git yer point across.

Just out of curiosity, before you dropped out of college to work at the janitorial service, what was your major? 

Some argue that the purpose of language is to communicate such that the person to whom you are communicating with understands you.  Hence the approval of colloquialisms and vernacular despite their incongruence with the literary or the proper language.  While you are correct that loquacious is technically a descriptive adjective used to describe someone who is talkative, it is often used, colloquially, as a synonym for wordy, verbose, long winded, etc.

Similarly, in your opening post on this thread I knew that when you wrote "sympathize" you really meant "empathize" and that when you wrote "incredulous" you really meant "incredible/unbelievable."  Despite your improper use of those words they were effective as a form of communicating your point because I understood what you meant.

You can continue to try and parse my posts for punctuation, typographical or other grammatical errors and I assure you that you will be quite successful at finding them.  I can also assure you that I will find your efforts as persuasive as your fallacious argument by poetic language. 

As I am fully comfortable with my education and from where I got it, I see no need to attack yours nor the prestigious school from where you got it.  I'll let you and the UM grads argue over who is as good as the Harvards and the Stanfords of the world.  I'm just a lower middle class kid from state school.

[Mike Hendren]

JC,

This is getting to be a bit like the Black Knight scene from the Holy Grail . . . . .

"It's only a flesh wound!" . . . . . 

Along those same lines: 

JC, run away, run away!

Bogey

[JC Jones]

Along those same lines: 

JC, run away, run away!

Bogey

You should know by now, Bogey, that I have way too much fun to stop.  I like Mr. Gib, he seems to be born of the same hard headed alligator as Mr. Mucci.

[Steve Lang]

  Was there dessert with Anthony?

I hope Anthony is alright and healing from the surgery and supporting  metal and/or cement job.   I believe he'll be able to come back to the game, probably with a more unique swing and perspective than ever.  I'm not sure gca.com will be able to withstand his return..

JC,  I guess then that you don't need to point out the editting mistakes in the CB Evangeliest book..

[JC Jones]

JC,  I guess then that you don't need to point out the editting mistakes in the CB Evangeliest book..

   maybe that was going to be my bloody dagger 

[Gib_Papazian]

J.C.,

"Before you break the rules, it is first necessary to know them."
- Jean-Luc Godard

For your interest, since being a diquenohze seems to be your operative M.O., once a book or magazine piece leaves your hands, it is the copy editors who give it a last once-over. I have had the word "penal" (i.e. 'penal golf course') changed by an idiot rookie to "penile." They do not read for content, but spelling. "Greensite" - for example - is not in the software of a publishers spell-checker.

An experienced attorney once gave me an interesting piece of advice: "Be careful when you toss a cherry bomb over a wall because the response might be an atom bomb."

You might think about that before picking a fight with Mucci. His dagger is longer and sharper than mine, just so you know.

I suppose this thread comes under the heading of avoiding arguments with low-vibratory idiots because they have nothing to lose. Therefore, it is my stupidity for being dumb enough to think horsewhipping a pervert already into S&M accomplishes anything besides indulging his attention-seeking fetishes.

There is always one idiot in every class who thinks he can cook better than Escoffier. Once in a while, the world is treated to an avant-garde genius identified as a legitimate enfant terrible with talent. You are not that person, but only an uppity nitwit that somebody bought a word processor and internet connection as some sort of twisted social experiment in co-mingling faculty staff with an escaped inmate from the city zoo.

  

 

    

[JC Jones]

Thanks for the head's up, Escoffier, I am learned now.  

Do you ever wonder why the great are always so insecure and the truly great are never pompous?

[Gib_Papazian]

Spartan Water Boy,

I am hardly Escoffier - but know enough to identify the difference between a reasonably competent graveyard-shift short order cook and 'un plongeur . . . . .

Before you man the galleon cannons in defense of your beloved high-school extension campus, take a step back and examine who started this shit toss. To be quite honest. I had no idea who you were and until yesterday had never been subjected to your combative twaddle. I could not have picked your name off a police blotter nor your writing from a 6th grade remedial English class.

I guess you have been around a while since you seem to have an opinion of whose proboscis is inserted into which rectum. Is butt sniffing the way you Spartans identify each other at the welfare office?

Now (to my shock), I discover that you have a vast fan club of admirers, all who send me private messages begging me to accord you the reverential respect appropriate when addressing a titanic intellect of your stratospheric gravitas.

I'm going to ignore your legion of fans because I think you are a snot nosed juvenile wasting everybody's time with stream of pedestrian dreck - this generation's Johnny Thunders except without the grace, charm or turns of phrase necessary to take an insulting swipe at your betters and still come off looking like a pickpocket worthy of begrudging admiration.

You are just a street urchin and nothing will change that except a snifter of hemlock or an orally inserted pistol.

Those who choose the hemlock tend to soil their pants before expiring, so don't forget the plastic undies. My EMT brother tells me that blood is easier to clean up than what comes out on the other end from a diet of Lucky Charms, cheap booze, Twinkies and KFC popcorn fat, so choose wisely.

          

[JC Jones]

Mr. Papazian,

Fortune is guiding my affairs better than I could have hoped.  I'll take it as a compliment that instead of addressing anything I have actually written you have focused your hodge podge of analogies and your scattered drivel on tilting at windmills and slaying the strawman.

I'll leave you now to carry on with your noble endeavors.

Take care, sir.

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