Joel:
What's so absurd? .
You and I both travel about and play, visit and comment on GC's...but we observe things differently.
I think that courses should have tee boxes no more than 400--500 yards apart at most, from blacks to blues to whites...it's one of my "core beliefs," for lack of a better term. I also HATE when tee boxes are "scrunched up," the blues you signed up for are supposed to be 6.600 yards, but in actuality, they have the blue markers on the white tee pad 6-8 times, so the actual yardage is more like 6,200...another pet peeve.
On the other hand, I don't even notice something like the multiple (and in your opinion, unsightly) tee pads at a GC like VR...it's not what concerns me, or influences me...maybe it's a "right-brain, left-brain" thing?
Lastly--I am very meticulous about my handicap posting, probably to a fault, and to mix-and-match tee boxes is something I wouldn't consider doing, unless the GC offered a "combo tee" option on the scorecard...which is something I am seeing more and more of these days.