Harvey has challenged Butch to fight for control of the Hole-in-the-Wall gang]
Harvey Logan: Guns or knives?
Butch Cassidy: Neither?
Harvey Logan: Pick!
Butch Cassidy: I don't want to shoot with you, Harvey.
Harvey Logan: [draws a big knife] Anything you say, Butch.
[Butch walks over to Sundance]
Butch Cassidy: [in a low voice] Maybe there's a way to make a profit in this. Bet on Logan.
Sundance Kid: I would, but who'd bet on you?
Harvey Logan: Sundance, when we're done and he's dead, you're welcome to stay.
Butch Cassidy: [low voice, to Sundance] Listen, I don't mean to be a sore loser, but when it's done, if I'm dead, kill him.
Sundance Kid: [low voice to Butch] Love to.
[waves to Harvey and smiles]
Butch Cassidy: No, no, not yet. Not until me and Harvey get the rules straightened out.
Harvey Logan: Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!
[Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin]
Wowie people are packin’ and the Captains are (trash)talkin’ ... just need to get the rules set.
Not long to wait now.
As we’re playing over a weekend tee times are scarcer than a Virgin in Swansea on a Saturday night.
So to make this work we’re suggesting
Friday
AM Fourball
PM Chapman
Sat
AM Whatever, can be agreed on the day, not a scoring part of the competition.
PM Fourball
Sunday
AM Foursomes
PM Singles (possibly two pairs playing simultaneous matches tbc)
But whoa, already I hear the cries, “Have they really named a form of golf after Chappers?” and “Does it involve liquid refreshment?”
An explanation
The Chapman format (sometimes called Pinehurst Alternate Shot) is a LOT of fun. Both players hit their tee shot, they then cross-over and hit each other's ball for the second shot. Once the second shots have been played the players choose which of the balls will be used for the third shot... if it is the ball last struck by Player A, Player B plays next, then A, then B, etc until the ball is holed. The nice element of the format is that both players get to hit all of the tee shots and second shots (assuming they find both tee shots! HA HA). It has the alternate shot element to it, without all the pressure of the one-ball tee shots.
So what say y’all? Time to try Chapman?