Just wondering - have you ever been bit by one of your diabolical hazards or holes? I once heard a story about an architect that was playing with some fiends - gets to a hole with a large bunker that a long hitter would like to carry off the tee. It'd find a speed slot and would give the golfer a chance to get home in two (it was a par 5).
He tells his friends to just hit it right over the bunker and proceeds to demonstrate. Obviously, the shot finds the bunker and a laugh is had by all.
Don't know if it's true, but it's a nice story.