Rich/Mike and Colin,
I have heard Joooosten's(Oby, juzzy) story maybe 5 times, I love it, as it summarizes many of the great things about GB&I golfing adventures. The story telling requires the story teller and his audience to have enjoyed a few of the Scot's beverage of choice, and then to hear OBY's Scottish accented caddy explaining the perils of Carnousties 18th hole, the Van De Weld incident and then to have it all unfold before your very eyes with classic comic angles thrown in as well, scolded in true Scottish style by said caddy.
"OBY - you have hit it OB" .... Anyway, it must be heard not read, and will see if we can get him to the BOOMERANG at BARNBOUGLE.
Otherwise we may have to try and get him back to the Yucca in a couple of years time