On a golf course I recently designed (Buna Vista G.C, Sagogn, Switzerland) two of the local golfers, Hans and Miggi, asked me seperately and at different times if I would be constructing a nasty “scottish bunker”.
I replied, I had a really good place for one, just before the 15th Green, where I was considering a deep pot bunker.
I told them seperately, for fun, I’d name the bunker after them.
After the course was completed I was confronted by Hans and Miggi at the golf club.
“Hey John, you’ve named that “scottish bunker” after me, not Hans haven’t you?” asked Miggi.
Hans says “no - John said he’d name the Bunker after me, didn’t you John?”.
Hmmm, I thought - how do I get out of this one?
I replied.
“Well traditionally we call this kind of bunker an "Ar..hole bunker” - who wants to own it?!!!!"
Hans declined and Miggi is now the proud owner!!!