Collectively, you have just described the Hill Course at French Lick Springs.
I took John V's advice and trekked round trip from Nashville to French Lick Springs yesterday. John V was right - Ran was wrong. Moreover, I was advised in advance that they were scheduled to aerate the Hill Course but I was encouraged to come up anyway. Bottom line, they charged me $20 and I had the place to myself! Only one green, regrettably the rollercoaster thirteenth, was unplayable.
More to follow later.