If any of these are repeats I’m sorry:
-You name your first-born Alister, and you can’t wait to have more.
-You use your 52” Hi-Def plasma TV as a monitor when visiting GCA.
-You get turned on when you hear the word “Merion”, so much so that you marry a woman named Merion.
-You make a life-size cardboard image of yourself so Merion has someone to sit with at church on Sunday morning (fill in the day/time/denomination of your choice) while you’re going to Cobb’s Creek to see if Cirba is full of it or not.
-You actually rented Kurosawa’s “Ran” on Netflix, thinking it was about you-know-who.
-You spend rainy weekends building ‘houses’ made out of your scorecard collection, and you put them all back in their special file (in alphabetical order) when you’re done.
-You made flash cards out of all the a** photos on GCA, and you spend alternate rainy weekends testing yourself.