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Richard Choi

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You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« on: May 20, 2010, 04:38:00 PM »
I just read "You might be a purist if..." thread started by Jeff Brauer (http://golfclubatlas.com/forum/index.php?topic=16766.0), and thought it would be fun to bring it back, albeit with a slightly different focus.

Please feel free to add your own finish to this phrase; "You know you are addicted GCA when..."

-You have a countdown clock running on your PC for your first tee time at Old Macdonald

-You start having withdrawls if you have not seen a photo of a golf hole in last 24 hours

-You have a picture of Tom Doak as your desktop screen

-There is a faint GCA logo imprint on your monitor

-You miss the old Merion threads

-You schedule out your entire golfing year by going from one GCA event to the next

-Melvyn starts to make sense

-You have no problem sending cash to someone you've never met who lives half way around the world

Mac Plumart

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2010, 04:39:18 PM »
One of the best threads ever.  Smiled and laughed out loud.  Great stuff!! 
Sportsman/Adventure loving golfer.

George Pazin

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 04:47:51 PM »
-You have no problem sending cash to someone you've never met who lives half way around the world

Whew, I almost struck out on your list...

Here's my addition:

- You're shocked that someone doesn't know who Seth Raynor is.

"...but I don't know anyone who voted for him..."

Shiv -

Feint? Or faint? Either one's funny...
Big drivers and hot balls are the product of golf course design that rewards the hit one far then hit one high strategy.  Shinny showed everyone how to take care of this whole technology dilemma. - Pat Brockwell, 6/24/04

Tony_Muldoon

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 04:52:12 PM »
Doesn't scan but...


Two weeks ago I met Mike Whittaker and Conrad Gamble plus significant others in a Mexican restaurant in London.  I don't always driink beer but when I saw that name on the bottle in fridge....
Let's make GCA grate again!

Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 04:54:29 PM »



  when.............you get a tatoo of Bill McBride.


   

Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2010, 05:04:16 PM »



   when..........Jim Thornton actually pays for your taxi.


   

Melvyn Morrow

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2010, 05:09:50 PM »

...when you have to travel to Scotland to learn how the game is really played.

Melvyn

Michael Huber

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2010, 05:15:28 PM »
You stop using the cheater line just because you know that somewhere in chicago, shivas' heart breaks a little bit each time you line up a putt

Jud_T

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2010, 05:17:17 PM »
When you accidentally fold pocket aces in an online poker tournament because you're too busy furtively organizing your fantasy golf course draft picks to get them in before the deadline.
Golf is a game. We play it. Somewhere along the way we took the fun out of it and charged a premium to be punished.- - Ron Sirak

Peter Pallotta

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2010, 05:19:02 PM »
Huh? What?

Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2010, 05:20:12 PM »


  when..........you are the highest online bidder for The Confidential Guide.



Nick Campanelli

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2010, 05:22:05 PM »
.....when you show up at a course for no reason other than to update photos for a GCA course review.  
« Last Edit: May 20, 2010, 05:24:18 PM by Nick Campanelli »
Landscape Architect  //  Golf Course Architect

Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2010, 05:22:53 PM »



  when....you know what a bottle hole is.



PCCraig

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2010, 05:27:20 PM »
...when you read twenty responses to a thread on golfclubatlas.com titled "You know you are addicted to GCA when..."  :)
H.P.S.

Mac Plumart

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2010, 05:28:15 PM »
...when Anthony Gray has caddied for you multiple times!!! 
Sportsman/Adventure loving golfer.

Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2010, 05:30:18 PM »


  when......your young child starts calling your life size Elvis cut out "Daddy".



Anthony Gray

Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2010, 05:34:43 PM »


  when............John Kavanaugh is the only saved number on your cell phone.


Shane Wright

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2010, 05:36:17 PM »
when you have your next 20 years of golf trips planned out and then someone bumps the Sagebrush discussion and now you have to recalculate all of the trips.

Eric Smith

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2010, 05:38:22 PM »
when you plan your 10th wedding anniversary getaway as an 'add on' to the Buda Cup.

Jaeger Kovich

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2010, 05:38:55 PM »
when you know exactly how many top 100 courses you have played.

when every polo shirt you own has a golf course logo on it.

when you watch golf on tv to see the course, not tiger.

when you own a white belt.

if you have a collection of ariel photos.

Steve Wilson

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 05:53:46 PM »
When you wonder what kind of move (head fake, juke, limp leg) the unnamed GCAer put on the centerline bunker at the Coore and Crenshaw course.  The suspense is almost enough to make me pass out.
Some days you play golf, some days you find things.

I'm not really registered, but I couldn't find a symbol for certifiable.

"Every good drive by a high handicapper will be punished..."  Garland Bailey at the BUDA in sharing with me what the better player should always remember.

Colin Macqueen

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2010, 06:07:25 PM »
when................before gaining admission to this hallowed ground you have trolled through all existing 1158 threads woven into this site.

The Hielander
"Golf, thou art a gentle sprite, I owe thee much"
The Hielander

Pete_Pittock

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2010, 06:16:55 PM »
your license plate is GCACOM

Richard Choi

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2010, 06:22:30 PM »
Pete, I think that takes the cake. Awesome. I call dibs on that for state of Washington.

Sean Leary

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Re: You know you are addicted to GCA when...
« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2010, 07:00:45 PM »