Sorry I am late to the game but thanks to a certain individual I have been working late at work. So without any further delay
1) Who was the real brains behind I'm on a Doak
2) Tell the truth how nervous were you really when it got leaked on the net
3) Since you have become a internet golf sensation and you have a Billboard top 100 hit what advice can you give for dealing with the GCA Paparazzi
4) When will you finally start wearing something other than orange
5) Forget the Tangs vs Tangs what I want to know is how many strokes do you need from THEM to win
6) You mentioned your BUCKET LIST if you were asked tomorrow to play one of your remaining courses on the list and it would be the only one you got a chance to play for the next ten years what would it be
7) Do you really think Ben has a chance to be a world class archy ?
The chances of Choi bringing his xbox to the Yucca
9) How long did it take you to get over the fact you had to play CP without the Tangs ? I'm guessing 5 min
10) Did you ever think about going righty since lefty doesn't seem to be working ?
11) What is the best chapter in your book and why
12) If Wyatt's name wasn't Wyatt would we still like him as much ?
That's it . I had much tougher questions but since we have some younger members now I will keep it rated G .
Brad
1. Unfortunately, I think I can claim at least 95% of the credit for it.
2. I wasn't worried about it or any negative repercussions because I knew there was no malicious intentions behind it. Just a weak attempt at golf architecture humor. I will admit I was a little anxious to hear Tom's thoughts, but he seemed to be okay with it. Although the restraining order is keeping me out of the Mashie next weekend.
3. Use two cell phones. Oh wait, you said paparazzi.
4. Hey, you have a laugh that you can hear from three fairways over. I have a hat you can see from miles away. We all need some kind of calling card.
5. Please, there's no way I'm taking strokes from either of them. I'd hang 'em up if it ever came to that.
6. NGLA easy. By the way, Old Mac would be #5 on my list. I forgot to add it before.
7. Baby steps. Let's make sure he can correctly identify template holes first.
8. I don't think he's bringing his Xbox. I think he is bringing AN xbox to give to the club. That's what I thought I heard last summer.
Speaking of Choi, I hope he has a GTK thread of his own, so I can ask him why his Xbox avatar is a chick (see below)
9. Honestly, I thought long and hard about passing on the opportunity because it wasn't with them. But then I realized that not only would they have never done the same for me, the thought of doing so would've never crossed their minds. They don't even call me to play the local muni anymore.
10. All the time.
11. Either The Ballynizzle Cup or The Demise of Tom Doak. Both were memorable experiences that I think came to life in print.
12. If his first name were Thomas, I'd like him about 0.2% less.