A couple summers ago, my wife and were playing Turtle Bay in Oahu with a young gentleman from the Hickam Air Force Base. The first seven or eight holes went by quickly, before running into four locals playing the course. After a couple holes, we asked a marshall if we might play though. and he proceded to tell the other group to wait for us on the next tee.
When we approached the tee, one of the locals said "Why did you have to get the marshall on our a_s?" The Air Force guy proceeds to tell them how they were playing much too slowly. This didn't seem to make sense to me since: 1) There was no need to exacerbate the situation, and 2) All four locals were about 5'10" tall, and equally as wide. It appeared they might be able as a group to place ocean liners into dry dock without any additional help.
Naturally, Mr. Air Force hits a 50 yard worm burner that fails to make the fairway, and receives comments on his game from the locals. He finally had the good sense to zip his lip and not reply. Fortunately, I hit a good drive into the fairway, said "Sorry" to the locals, and made it away unscathed.