I am unsure of the exact tally of kikuyu references, but I think I can say this with pretty solid confidence…
If Johnny Miller could have hit the trap draw off of this kind of kikuyu, then that 63 he put up at Oakmont (which took place after God spoke to him and told him to open up his stance) would have been nothing. In fact, I probably shouldn't say this, but if he had played in the [Greg] Norman-[Nick] Faldo era, instead of winning 25 times with two majors, he probably would have won 40 times and had six majors. And my God, Ben Hogan has to be rolling over in his grave about the state of golf today. I mean think about it, guys with swings like Rocco Mediate almost walked home with a US Open Trophy. C’mon the guy came to the 2008 US Open looking like the guy who cleans Tiger's swimming pool. And Craig Perry may not make Ben Hogan roll over in his grave, in fact Mr. Perry’s swing just might make Mr. Hogan “puke”. And, heck, Justin Leonard should just go home!!!
Of course, but just to make sure everyone knows, these are all quotes of facsimiles of quotes from the man himself…Johnny Miller!!!
You’ve got to love it!!!