I think I might be able to shed some light on the general collapse yesterday at the Masters and generally speaking in golf today and why Woods won AGAIN the way he did. Unfortunately this does not have anything to do with golf architecture or golf either, for that matter.
Basically, what we are witnessing is biblical. Earl, himself, has seen the light occasionally from his barkalounger through his haze of cigarette smoke, although he does not actually realize that he was put on Earth solely as the Imperfect conduit for the Second Coming!
The general collapse yesterday amongst South Africans, Spanish, English and other European players, including a contingent of Americans really is "bad Karma" that has nothing to do with their true golfing ability, their competitiveness or their backbones!
The Wages of Sin have been sown and the debt has come due, my friends! These players are paying for the sins of their fathers without understanding it or the capacity to do a thing about it.
Even the cradle of our biblical civilization, the birthplace of the Son of our Father is about to explode into oblivion.
Think about it! Woods is Asian, Black, American Indian and that would explain the extraordinary events in Mickelson's career this year and in the past--with no major and Duval's curious disappearance. The Sins of American Fathers with Custer, a culture built on slavery and the Domino Theory induced miscues in the Far East. The South Africans' collapse is a no-brainer and Olazabal's forebearers were cruel Colonialists. The English, Irish and Scots? Ha, not a chance of success with the convoluted Imperialist history or their forefathers.
I've not yet gotten a complete take on Singh's amazingly poor shot-making but I sense it has something to do with too many generations in the Garden of Eden of Fiji, with maybe a bit too much free love!
The only one unaffected by "bad Karma" yesterday was Mariyama and would indicate the Second Coming of the Son of the Supreme Being has actually risen out of the Far East--the homeland of Tilda Woods.
Don't lose hope though, my friends! The Second Son is home this morning in Islesworth in Orlando, Florida, the US of A. with his beautiful blonde Swedish girlfriend, Elin Nordegan, and all things will be right with the World again some day!
But as for Wood's fellow competitors? Forget it--they will never have a chance no matter how much they practice, see sports psychologists or workout!
As for the roll of Hootie and Augusta National. That's another story for another time!