Last week I played a singles match against one of my buddies who trotted out this thing.
He has always been fussy with the cheater line, I just look the other way and maybe whistle a little.
Last week he was SO MUCH SLOWER with that fricking thing I thought I was going to die.
He keeps it in a little yellow coin purse - I am not making this up.
He marks his ball with a coin and then puts down the Scotty Cameron ball marker and carefully, very carefully lines up the putt.
Then he replaces the ball, carefully, very carefully lining up the cheater line with the SC cheater ball marker.
Then he removes the SC cheater ball marker and puts it back in the coin purse. First he has to find the coin purse.
Then he stands over the putt and finally, at last, strokes the putt.
He's always been a good putter so he makes a good percentage of them inside 10 feet.
This went on for 18 holes. A four hour and 20 minute two ball with no one in front of us.
My question is this:
If I beat him to death with my putter, is there a jury in the land that would convict me?