Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you see..."

[Dan Herrmann]

Semi OT - "You know you're in trouble when you get to a golf course and see _______________."

My answer - statues of animals on the golf course.  I saw a course today in NJ that had several big metal horse statues right on the course between fairways.  Never a good sign

[Brian_Ewen]

My favourite ..... and in play !

[Kalen Braley]

Sorry Anthony,  couldn't resist!!    

[Cory Lewis]

"You know you're in trouble when you get to a golf course and see _______________."

A fivesome on the 1st tee

[Kalen Braley]

A pratice swing that looks like this from one or more of your playing partners on the 1st tee!!   

[Tom_Doak]

Cory:

They play fivesomes and sixsomes at San Francisco Golf Club all the time.  But you would be in trouble there because you didn't know that. 

[Jud_T]

1. the scorecard and it says "an Arnold Palmer design"....

2. that there are 3 sets of tees- 7800, 7000 and 5600

3. that the flower bed around the first tee is larger than the tee box

4. the sign by the first tee says, "no alcoholic beverages allowed"

5. the group you're paired with has more than 1 ball retriever between them.

6. the guy you're playing with claims to be a 21 index, pushes you into a larger nassau than you're comfortable with and is 2 under gross after 3...

[Dan Herrmann]

An Oregon muni favorite - the guys you've been paired with take off their shirts after they get to their ball after a 80 yard drive.

From a GCA standpoint, waterfalls.

Or course attendants wearing knickers.

[Ryan Admussen]

When you see the two guys you've been paired with pullout a cd player on the 2nd hole and put an eminem cd on, and have it turn into a 6 hour round   

[John Moore II]

I think you're in a bit of trouble when you get to the course and a sign says "Carts Mandatory." That usually leads to slow play and a goofy course. Though not 100% of the time.

[Jud_T]

Ryan,

I'll take the slim shady over lady gaga any day of the week...

[Rick Sides]

The group in front of you is drunk prior to walking on the first tee box

[Kalen Braley]

You get in the vicinity of the tee box and find something like this....all with a tee time before you!!!   

[Bill_McBride]

Curbs on the cartpath at the first tee.

Ahh, Pebble Beach.

And the green fee is $500.   

[cary lichtenstein]

The 6 handicap who joined your game from Canada who hasn't played in 12 weeks shoots 31 on the front, double bogies 10 and still shoots 34 on the back.