Jud, I look at this interesting topic differently. Most of us on this site prefer strategic, fun, quirky and unusual. Some are high handicap, some are low, some are scratch. What we have in common is a thread back to how the game was first played. We prefer a game grounded in match play and amateur golf.
The too long, narrow, target oriented game is a recent invention. The professional/elite amateur wants predictability and easy decision making. They put an emphasis on repeatability and a linear relationship between level of skill and result.
That large numbers of the golfing public have grown to prefer the "professional" style game reflects society's focus on professional elite sports brought to us by television. Many only know what television has shown and taught them, they do not take the time or have the interest to learn about the other style of game.
All sports, indeed all entertainment it seems to me, suffers from the same dynamic. Society has forgotten the joys and attendant unpredictability of amateur sports and "amateur" entertainment. Television shows us only perfection in sports (endless highlight reels showing only the best plays in each sport) and perfection in the arts and other entertainment (perfect musicians perfectly recorded) and we have lost the joys of playing sports imperfectly, and participating as, and listening/watching amateur musicians actors, etc.
To bring this short diatribe back to your original subject, we do not prefer strategic and quirk because of out ability or non-ability, we merely prefer the game of golf as it was first played and, in my opinion, prefer the style of game that remains its purest expression.
I say revel in strategy, minimalism and quirk. BTW, this from one of the 4 and unders you referenced in your original post.
Jud,
If you are a hacker so to speak, how do you have options off the tee? Options off the the tee me sounds like you know where your ball is going.
Sean, I think a well designed course offers options to all levels of players. Perhaps the ability of some to see those options and assess the best route is, at times, out weighed by an inability to execute properly.