Kalen, that's the kind of crap that destroys the dialogue on this board. Honestly. Now, I know you meant it in good fun and all that, but that's the kind of irrelevant, knee-jerk "attack/marginalize the messenger, not the message" drivel that drives people on this board nuts. And it has the added bonus of making the attacker look like a buffoon. I know you know better.
The point was that two short shots should not be enough to reach a par 5 in two, and neither should two wild shots. Discuss THAT, not the putting of some guy 1500 miles from you...
Cmon,
Shiv, it was just a joke!!! I guess I should have included smileys next time for you sensitive types.
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But lets discuss the idea of short hitters who are crappy ball strikers should never have hope of making an eagle. As one who fits this category more often that not I think I'm qualified to comment on this.
As we know, the best players have good holes and bad ones right? They make eagles and they make triple bogies.
So what is intrinsically different to a crappy short hitter that they should be able to make triple bogies but never an eagle? Lets start with the assumption that even short crappy hitters can occasionaly play a a few holes or even an entire round with thier version of an "A" game. This actually fits me perfect because in my last two outings, I shot a 77 and a 95. So one must ask, how can this be? Yes the course I took a bigger number on was tighter....but then again it was also shorter. But I deviate, if a short crappy hitter should never be able to make eagle even when they are playing well, then I can only assume you are completely and utterly against any and all short par 4s or short par 5s.
This must be so because in my round of 77, as a short and crappy hitter who was on his A game, I played two par 5s that were 505 and 510 yards respectivly and I was just short of the green in both cases. This resulted in a chip that lipped out for an eagle and another chip that had a reasonable chance of going in. So based on me almost making two eagles chips, in the same round no-less, we are only left to conclude that this was only the case because the par 5s were just plain too short!! But this wasn't the 1st time...I've had at least 10-15 other reasonable eagle opportunites on shortish par 5s over the years including several putts, and my best chance ever was a 10 footer that I lipped out a couple of years back.
But if Shivas ran the golf world all par 4s would be over 350 yards and all par 5s over 550 yards because no short hitter even on thier best day, would ever have hope of reaching or getting anywhere near a green to be in "realisitic" eagle range. Is this what you are advocating Shivas because I'm not sure how else to look at this given the fact that I'm a short, crappy hitter who sometimes hits good to excellent shots.