We humans get old. During that process, our bodies no longer perform as they once did, nor can it respond to our young minds, which can be a shock for some, well certainly their wives.
Some resort to Viagra, some to push carts/trolleys, others give up and start using a cart, some decide to go cart balling in the mountains, I expect in search of the dreams from their lost youth.
Carting is not the answer, they help speed up the aging process by minimising the stress burning and fitness levels gained from walking. Suddenly your body is in decline, your youthful mind starts to slow and there you are, just another cart user glorifying in flashes of memories, which are becoming hard to recall every passing week.
But then the day is hot & humid and those carts look so much like easy work.
However, I hope you remember that CARTING CAN SERIOUSLY SHORTEN YOUR LIFE.
As for me, I see it as being so very simple, you use a cart, you step off the course in the process, so you are no longer playing golf. When refreshed you feel that you should be allowed to step back on to the course and take a shot, before again stepping off the course. By stepping off the course, you IMHO disqualified yourself from the game and therefore are not playing a game of Golf. Cart Ball it may well be but not Golf.
To all I hope you live long and with the aid of Viagra (for the over 40’s) I hope you prosper
Melvyn
PS My Clinic for Erectile Dysfunction (Kalen & Craig that has nothing to do with Florida crocodiles) is three times a week on Monday, Wednesday & Friday. Please ring for an appointment – only the best cases will be published on GCA.com (in support for my campaign to ban carts from the golf courses of the world).
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