Mike --
I didn't miss what Tom said.
I'm not strictly required by law or custom, am I, not to ask questions I've been advised not to ask -- even questions I've been advised not to ask by our esteemed doyen of prolificity?
I just wanted to know the facts (just so you know: I haven't turned down any invitations to see Oakmont for myself, and don't expect to turn down any), before I launch my defense of oak trees. Because, you see, I think thoughtfully planted, reasonably spaced oak trees can be a beautiful, beautiful thing on a golf course -- not just in and of themselves, as trees, but as golf features: penalizing wayward shots, while at the same time offering the chance for interesting, low-flying (or very high-flying) recoveries.
I have one more question -- and it's possibly a silly (petty, stupid, etc.) one that I might be advised not to ask, but ask it I shall: If the place was supposed to be devoid of trees, why'd they call it Oakmont?