1 What one of your courses would be the best for a Grudge Match?Beau Pre in Natchez, Miss.. I think we are talking of a Dixie cup there next year....
2 The seat next to you is always the most desirable at GCA get togethers. You have even been regurgitated on. What is the bigger Dixie Cup faux pas....Throwing up on someone or telling people you have a trip planned to New Hampshire so you can legally marry your boyfriend? You know it is really hard to beat a guy throwing up on you after he has had those crab cakes....all of those little moist nuggets of white crab meat make me start craving a big ole chunk of coconut cake......I did not meet the guy that was headed to NH to marry his boyfriend but I do think they were in the room next to me that night....Was he the guy I saw playing with you that had the sores on his lip? I saw where you had hit a shot up about 2 feet from the hole and he made a 12 foot downhill birdie....I said great putt and he said "aw shucks it is much easier when your partner is stiff" is that the guy?
3 David M Kidd has been accused of building courses that favor the driver because that is his favorite club. Tom Doak the putter. Jack the left to right hitter. What is your favorite club and normal ball flight and how does it influence your designs?I am a left handed golfer.....I don't have a favorite club.....and my ball flight varies....and that has influenced my designs greatly....
4 You have had financial success in areas other than course design........Club ownership, Outdoor lifestyle store and DD Bar-B-Que. Are you a minority or majority owner of The Cheetah?I don't know if success is the right word....have had fun....I have been to one of those strip clubs before....they want you to pay them for a job...aint no way....I don't drink so they could not fool me.......did you pay for one of those jobs....
5 As you no I have embraced the latin culture having married a dominicana. How have your experiences with the latin cultures enriched your family? my family really likes Central america and the people....but if i catch my daughters or wife embracing one of them then we might have a little discussion...
6 If one of your courses makes the top 100, can I tell people I no you? you can tell anyone you no me whenever you wish....it would be sort of like me going to a dental convention after drinking grape juice and eating corn on the cobb and telling people you are my dentist and you just cleaned my teeth....they would be impressed....
7 If you designed a course just for weomen, how would it be different that what you are doing now?I would put many small undulations in the cart paths and fairways and install vibrating seats in the golf carts....other than that I would keep them about the same.....oh..and for the more manly women I would have Subaru golf carts....
8 I once tore an ACL having sex, Have you ever been injured on the job?Man that s worse than when Larry David got the hair caught in his throat on Curb Your Enthusiasm....
I once got frostbite from one of those urinals in a fancy restaurant where they put ice in them ...and then I was with a Georgia grad one day and he really got messed up by one of those ParAide ball washers.....we had to call the ambulance and a welder....but that's about it....