Or what the well-dressed Golfer was wearing in 1912 when a certain Mr Wilson was trying to understand the quality of our courses.
Perhaps it was the original father of Darth Vader in uniform anticipating the arrival of a certain Tiger Woods and the inevitable temper tantrum and the flying club.
Let me introduce you to our Mr Harry Dearth who donned a suite of armour to play a round of golf in 1912. Golf was never meant to be easy but this hard, no, I think not.
Hope the ground was firm, those poor Greens. Playing with just half a swing and all that weight, did he not, do well?
Today we use carts, and all manner of aids, he walked with a suit of armour.
Dont you just love it?
Melvyn
PS The ideal thing to wear when in a discussion with Tom P