I suggest the North team wear bermuda shorts, black socks and sandels so they can be easily recognized by the Southern team. Also, I encourage them to stop in Chattanooga on the way down to See Rock City and Ruby Falls to stimulate the local economy.
I'm off in search of suitable road kill to serve Joe Hancock who is staying with Mr. and Mrs. Bogey this evening. With any luck, he should take ill on the first tee and be easily defeated in his match. If unsuccessful today, I'll just treat him to the smoked balogna sandwich at Martin's washed down with a PBR.
Bobby socks
Knee socks
Nylon Hose
Here come the Yankees
Hold your nose!
Mike