Colin:
I'm in Machrihanish right now and have come across no one in the last week that shares your caustic, obviously-biased view of Machrihanish Dunes.
The media day was Tuesday and the combination of howling wind and driving rain drove most players off the course after nine holes, including all the R&A members in attendance. Writer David Desmith, however, played all 18 and carded an 8-over par. I think, he's about a 10-handicap. No one I have talked to who has played the course has said, "bring lots of golf balls." Maybe you and your friends just had a bad day. That happens.
The members of the media to whom I talked all enjoyed the course; they played the other nine upon arriving the previous day and all said they look forward to returning when the course is more mature.
One BIGGA bigwig said repeatedly he could not believe what a wonderful job head greenkeeper Keith Martin is doing with the turf. He didn't add a caveat about the unbelievable restrictions that includes no water or pesticides on the fairways or rough, he just said the turf was wonderful.
I had dinner with Adam Lawrence Tuesday night after playing Machrihanish Golf Club, Monday and he talked about how he liked the course.
This is the final paragraph of his online piece:
"Those who venture to Machrihanish Dunes at the moment will need to abandon their preconceptions as to what a modern golf course looks like: it is nothing like that. Nor is it much like an old course nowadays; I suspect actually it has much in common with what new courses might have looked like towards the end of the nineteenth century. But the location is phenomenal, the project admirable, and the golf memorable. The course has many hurdles to overcome, of which the opening is really only one of the first, but it deserves to succeed."
Sounds like praise to me.
Maybe, just maybe, all these people saw the course for what it is while you were blinded by an obvious bias (and maybe even an unhealthy worship of Gil Hanse) and are unable to give a honest opinion. In the process, you've made yourself look incredibly ignorant.
Anthony