1) Do you prefer walking or riding?
In my former life I was a dogmatic, insufferable walker who sniffed contemptuously at any lazy hog who dared inflict a motorized prosthesis on my delicate sensibilities. Now, six spinal rehabs later, if there is a cart, I throw on my bag and walk.
2) Do you use a rangefinder/GPS device to judge distance?
The mere question pisses me off.
3) Do you always play the ball as it lies?
Unless forced in a rare tournament with winter rules, always always always.
4) At one point is a putt "good?"
Roughly inside the leather, but I am not too much of a scorecard and pencil player anymore.
5) Do you keep a handicap?
I post scores bi-annually . . . . I've not been religious about it in more than ten years.
6) Do you generally wager?
Only against people I don't like much. Otherwise, a beer naussau with automatic tequila shot presses works.
7) Under what weather circumstances will you not play?
I'll play in the rain, but I won't start in it . . . . . unless I'm at NGLA.
8.) Do you take lessons?
I'm singularly unteachable. Unless I find a guru who can cure the yips, I'd rather spend my money on something more productive.
9) Do you generally hit practice balls on the driving range before a round?
Only if I am someplace special like Bandon.
10) Do you use a line on a golf ball to align your putt?
What the f*ck is the difference? I couldn't roll in a putt if there was a trench cut all the way to the hole. My alignment is so bad I'm better off closing my eyes over the ball and thinking about Nicole Kidman than trying to use a line to fix my yips.