Sean
Crazy Brit, you could be right.
As for Baseball being, as you state ‘truly wonderful contributions America has made to world culture’ I wonder if that is indeed a true statement. My grandmother played ‘Rounders’ when at her school, which seems extremely close to your game, but over here it was only for the girls. I wonder if your game was not just another import with a large smack of American Culture thrown in to distinguish or should I use the word disguise it as your game.
As for the beer, most enjoyable place for that is at the 19th reminiscing about the last 36 holes –ops sorry, because of the 5-6 hour per round – even using the cart to speed up play it seems very difficult to get 36 holes in a day in the old US of A. PS Don’t you look down on drink drivers in the States?
Smoke, by all means, enjoy your cigar, your cancer stick (cigarettes) or pipe, but if you give me any illness caused by passive smoking I trust that you are well insured, as my solicitor will be seeking Millions of pounds in compensation (for loss of earnings as I could be the next Open Champion in waiting).
It ends when idiots stop believing that using a cart is playing golf. It may be Cart Golf but it is not Golf. The cart was only introduction around the late 1940’s, so how can any sensible golfer believe that it has not changed the game, branching away forming Cart Golf. For centuries, golf has been a walking game, but that has been thrown out with the introduction of carts and the worst of all The No Walking Course. Anyone involved with a Non Walking Course (that does not allow Walking) should IMHO feel embarrassed and ashamed. You have by being associated with these courses conveyed a total lack of interest in Golf, preferring to play Cart Golf. Yet, these Carter are the first to shout loudest if they cannot call their game Golf. Sorry guys, it is Cart Golf, Cart Golf, Cart Golf, CART GOLF. If you want to call your game Golf then start Walking – it is as simple as that, you do not need to be a brain surgeon to figure that one out or do you.
Sean, I will not ‘cease or desist’ for golf has been traced back in time in the Morris/Hunter/Morrow family to 1771 at St Andrews, although we have so far been able to go as far back as 1649. That I believe means that we were playing golf at St Andrews when North America was still part of the Crown. Throughout that time walking was the only way to play golf, so I do not see the need to mention it within any Rules of the Game. You did not Walk – you did not play golf.
As for your kind gift we only accept and sign for paid goods – expect a Scotsman to pay on his doorstep – how long have you been living over here, so you should know better.
Just in case some missed my message, Golf is a Walking game. Cart Golf is a different game altogether.
One more thing, the best Golf will be found on a Links course.
Melvyn
Thanks Scott, but no thanks, no Pimp car for me.